I think it’s the responsibility of films and television to accurately represent people, and the diverse group of people out there. And I think as more people see different types of lifestyles represented on TV, they’ll understand that this is just a realistic part of our world and our community. So, I was very proud to represent bisexual characters. -Olivia Wilde [x]

mixolydian-maelstroms:

According to Pixar’s The Incredibles, Edna Mode is the woman who designed the costume for pretty much every superhero ever, meaning that despite being a self-described fashion expert, she never actually learned how underpants work. Edna was a quirky, no-nonsense…

thatzak:

googlyeyedpyro:

today i learned you can report people for posting memes on facebook

Important information.

lunartes:

please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010

teaandfailure:

inscarletsilence:

my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit

every time

at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized

IT’S THE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAT

poopflow:

my life could easily be summed up to pouring a bowl of cereal and realizing that theres no milk

joutei:

dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

Now let’s see your war face.

Picking our invite font as a twosome,
Something tasteful but not too bland,
Seating arrangements, charming the in-laws,
Ripping beer bongs, sex with a man,
We’ll be so happy, true love forever,
Two kings walking hand in hand,
Promise to cherish, trust and respect him,
Crushin’ pussy, marry a man! (x)

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”